Date |
|
Background |
17-DEC-1999 |
: |
Carole
Time....Its "Gutten Kaiser Boggy" |
16-DEC-1999 |
: |
Cliff's
"Millennium Prayer" is released..and it's looking like a xmas #1 |
03-DEC-1999 |
: |
Germany
and England are drawn in the same World Cup Group.... |
07-NOV-1999 |
: |
Sometimes...English
limericks just don't translate into German.... |
03-NOV-1999 |
: |
Boggy
has been getting some stick this week. Helmut composes an Ode of Tribute
for the professor... |
27-OCT-1999 |
: |
...and
perhaps a great slot for the Togmeister on "Essen und Trinken" |
26-OCT-1999 |
: |
Is
it true? Deadly is being made redundant!!! Fear not there are lots of job opportunities
in Germany.... |
17-OCT-1999 |
: |
Terry
is back off holiday...Helmut (still minus sweatshirt) is konfused |
03-OCT-1999 |
: |
Stewpot
is back on presenting.....Helmut sets up the Sweatshirt Police...he is
watching... |
13-SEP-1999 |
: |
"The
Preston Joke"...its all the range..but not so funny in German... |
09-SEP-1999 |
: |
It's
the First TOGS convention (St Andrews), Helmut wonders why nobody has
turned up (...in St Ives) |
08-SEP-1999 |
: |
Another
dodgy England Football result... |
25-AUG-1999 |
: |
More
Radio Two slogan suggestions |
09-AUG-1999 |
: |
Disaster..Helmut
leaves his hotel room to find a sheep has eaten his Bath Towel |
05-AUG-1999 |
: |
..but
what are these road- signs "Fur Eclipse Info 909MW" |
04-AUG-1999 |
: |
Helmut
sings the Blues...from a Bathtowel in St Ives. |
03-AUG-1999 |
: |
Its
Terry's Birthday...some facts about the number 61...live from the
bathtowel in St Ives |
01-AUG-1999 |
: |
Live
from a Hotel room in St Ives.....in Germany though the eclispse is visable
from Munich, or Stutgart...in England you have to go to Cornwall...typical |
29-JUL-1999 |
: |
There
is a total Eclipse about to happen. Everyone is saying don't go to
Cornwall (for it is there that it is happening). Helmut and his beach
towel are off to St Ives... |
28-JUL-1999 |
: |
Radio
2 is now on the Internet and people in Germany are listening. Helmut
suggest some German slogans... |
08-JUL-1999 |
: |
Ed
"Stewpot" Stewart is sitting in...Helmut seeks his chance for a
sweatshirt... |
02-JUN-1999 |
: |
Helmut's
been stuck on the motorway (again)..... |
27-MAY-1999 |
: |
Ken
Bruce has been subbing for Terry and dishing sweatshirts out like nobodies
business |
03-MAY-2002 |
: |
Snooker
time...a bad Dennis Taylor suit leads Helmut to ponder why you never see
Dennis and Elton John together |
29-APR-2002 |
: |
A
very bad "Who wants to be a Millionaire" joke |
15-APR-2002 |
: |
An
organ player in the Queen Vic? Could it be......? |
12-APR-2002 |
: |
"Food
and Drink's" Jilly has gone too far this time.....German Beer tasting
of Tupperware!!!!!!!! |
29-MAR-1999 |
: |
"Food
and Drink" do a section on German Fondue, however Helmut does
not agree with the wine selections |
22-MAR-1999 |
: |
Terry
is asking for questions for a questionnaire "Are You A TOG?".
Helmut decides to provide "Sind Sie Deutsche!" |
08-MAR-1999 |
: |
The
punch line was "Stapled to a Chicken".....but what is the joke? |
16-FEB-1999 |
: |
Everywhere
Helmut goes he is surrounded by people going on about the war...he points
out a few things... |
11-FEB-1999 |
: |
Mobile
phone ad along the line of "I would like a 1-2-1 with...."
helmut would like to get his hands on THAT Russian linemans |
10-FEB-1999 |
: |
England
0 France 2...... |
09-FEB-1999 |
: |
A
very old joke... |
02-FEB-1999 |
: |
The
FA have sacked Glen Hoddle...a great move for German football. Helmut has
some suggestions...but purely from a Deutsche angle of course. |
01-FEB-1999 |
: |
The
Togmeister has eaten a dodgy prawn... |
27-JAN-1999 |
: |
A
leading cat food manufacture decides to target an ad at Cats....Helmut has
a bad experience at the Supermarket... |
26-JAN-1999 |
: |
"Senior
Moments"? "Deutsche Moments" are far more fun... |
19-JAN-1999 |
: |
Helmut
tells an awful joke |
18-JAN-1999 |
: |
"Food
and Drink" is on the Beeb again...Helmut laments after the German
version.... |
17-JAN-1999 |
: |
It's
winter sports time again, but it's been a dangerous time for Tiff (Eastenders)
and Alf Roberts (Corrie). A recent survey showed last life expectancy of
the average radio 2 Listener was 10 years...Helmut wonders.... |