Mushroom Stroganoff Rice
is It ?
a rich Madeira Wine Sauce with Basmati Rice
better than it looks. The bemuddlement Chefs performed wonders
on this one.
to find it
requires major expeditionary exercise to Tesco's and then a tricky Aisle
mechanism. This particular specimen was found in the Vegetarian section,
although we feel it may have migrated from aisle 14 to 28, due to a
disgruntled hunter finding some rather tasty smoked tofu pieces.
rare. Tesco's are generally situated in inaccessible outer regions of
suburban housing estates. Vegetarian food is scattered throughout in the
store. be prepared to scan all chill cabinets. This particular specimen
was captured at 1pm on a expedition for more filter coffee for a
particularly heavy caffeine consumption meeting. It was lovingly kept in a
works supplied refrigeration unit, that hasn't been sanitised for at
least 12 years..... 4 rare breeds of bacteria were found in the refrigerator
perma-frost (which have since proved that life can exist on Mars). Other
items in that environment consisted of an 18 month old carton of Long Life orange juice
and salvaged cans of Tango from an unwanted business lunch.
to go for Sainbury's Extra Strong Garlic Bread....as the use by date was
six days ago.
die hard Garlic specialists only. After consumption allow at
least 4 days before any social contact.
uncompromising ultra-chilled white that was left over from the Garlic
200 degs c for 20 mins, slamming Garlic Bread in at T-plus 5 minutes
- Mushroom Stroganoff 550 Calories
- Garlic Bread Approx 300
- Wine...who cares...
Beware...a real kcal fest if your not careful.
||Rice to the
side, or Vesta Curry 'edge style'. Bemuddlement plumped for the latter.
dish requires unusual audio/visual accompaniment. Bemuddlement recommends
the superb DVD edition of Talking Heads live epic "Stop Making Sense"....lovingly
recreated by a team of Swiss-Nippon digital meister-crafters in a
dust-free engineering environment just outside Zurich. David Byrne's suit
never looked so crisp.
you mean it looked better raw???? "Bon Appetit"...(allegedly).